diff --git a/Jenkinsfile.ci b/Jenkinsfile.ci
index 74ecf7f..b867c70 100644
--- a/Jenkinsfile.ci
+++ b/Jenkinsfile.ci
@@ -106,13 +106,29 @@ post {
           def pr    = env.CHANGE_ID
 
           def result = currentBuild.currentResult
-          def emoji  = (result == 'SUCCESS') ? '✅' : (result == 'UNSTABLE') ? '⚠️' : '❌'
+          def msg = ""
 
-          def msg = "${emoji} Jenkins: **${result}**\\n\\n" +
-                    "- Job: `${env.JOB_NAME}`\\n" +
-                    "- Build: #${env.BUILD_NUMBER}\\n" +
-                    "- Commit: `${env.GIT_COMMIT?.take(7) ?: env.COMMIT_SHORT}`\\n" +
-                    "- URL: ${env.BUILD_URL}"
+          if (result == "SUCCESS") {
+            msg = """✅ Todo en orden, camarada.
+            
+            Build #${env.BUILD_NUMBER}
+            ${env.BUILD_URL}
+            """
+          }
+          else if (result == "FAILURE") {
+            msg = """❌ ¿Qué clase de crímenes de guerra has metido en la PR?
+
+            Build #${env.BUILD_NUMBER}
+            ${env.BUILD_URL}
+            """
+          }
+          else {
+            msg = """⚠️ Dudoso, *arquea una ceja*
+
+            Build #${env.BUILD_NUMBER}
+            ${env.BUILD_URL}
+            """
+          }
 
           def commentsUrl = "${giteaBase}/gitea/api/v1/repos/${owner}/${repo}/issues/${pr}/comments"